3 CD's, 39 tracks total
Life, Love & Murder as seen thru the
Creatures' point of view.
A "Bagpipe Swamp  Metal" tribute to:
Creature from the Black Lagoon
Revenge of the Creature
The Creature Walks Among Us
$20.00 + $2.00 shipping

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"RAGING WATER" Crystal Swamps' first official Music Video!
   Filmed on the Chattooga River near Cashiers, North Carolina~

   There have been reported sightings of the Bagpipe playing Kilted Creature dating back to the Devonian Age. “KC”, along with his brother, “The Creature from the Black Lagoon”, shared the same pond as tadpoles. Well before his brothers’ run into much unexpected and mostly unwelcomed visitors, the Kilted Creature left the pool at an early age and travelled up to the northern hemisphere where he ended up moving in with his 2nd cousin, 4 times removed, in Loch Ness, Scotland, where he also got his first set of bagpipes. In their underwater lair they formed a rockin blues band and they travelled and performed throughout the entire region, but, alas, no one ever got to actually see them because when it came to promoting shows, Nessy was really, really bad at giving directions.
  Fast forward to the 21st century and modern technology. On a more recent journey, KC happened into the “Claws and Dragons” Pub in Isle of Man, where he met a beautiful bar wench he calls “The Keeper”. They immediately had an animal attraction for each other and haven’t left each other since. The Kilted Creature has been seen and photographed and he has, much unlike his brother, finally given in to not being such a recluse anymore. Making his home in the mountains of North Carolina, the Kilted Creature can be seen, along with his cute little keeper, and their love-child Sgt.Tadpole at Arms ( who is a much better agent than Nessie )  playing his bagpipes well beyond the Black Lagoon.
  Available for weddings, parties, sci-fi-cons, horror festys, and pretty much anywhere at all! ESPECIALLY if BBQ is present!

or call/text: 828.577.2140


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When in Florida, Check out these Wonderful Attractions!! You may even see KC and crew there!

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